The Boy Who Hated Swear Words

This was written when I was about 16 years old. It was a classic on the Windows Live Spaces. I just found it again, and I thought I'd post it to show that I have been blogging for many a year. It is rather childish, but it just goes to show how much I have grown :P

SWEAR WORDS....Where did they originate? How? I don't know but here's a short story about a boy who hated swear words....Enjoy!

There was a boy named Jed who lived with his Grandmother in a house on a river. Jed didn't have too many friends. In fact, Jed's grandmother was the only human that was like a friend to him. One day Jed's grandmother recieved a threatening letter about the house. Jed didn't not like the words being used in the letter so he decided to cut off the hand of anyone who wrote this letter.

Jed found the man who wrote the letter and he "surgically removed" the man's arm by using a handsaw. Then to finish the man off, he used a powerdrill to the brain.

Jed returned home, covered in blood. He saw his Grandmother on the phone being threatened by a man. Jed didn't like the language the man was using so he went out to find the man to chop his tongue off. Jed found the man and cut the man's tongue off using a switchblade. Then he sliced the veins in the man's neck causing him to bleed to death.

Then Jed went home. His grandmother was swearing so Jed took out his chainsaw and gutted his grandmother like a trout. He took a handfull of her entrails and placed them inside his mouth slowly chewing on them. Then Jed, crying, gutted himself with the chainsaw, dying instantly. Jed's carcass knocked down a candle and it started burning Jed's intestines.

The End